Woman harvests lemons from stranger’s yard claiming she's entitled to them, gets shut down mid-heist when small-town cop pulls up: 'The previous owner did not complain'

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  • "An entitled Karen was caught harvesting my Meyer lemons."

    This posh lady walking with her pampered pet and Gucci bag was harvesting my Meyer lemons. I drive up and she is about 40 feet in my yard. She says she is
  • visiting her sister and loves these lemons. She has a plastic grocery bag full of my lemons. I tell her off and take the bag. She demands the bag back so I take out the
  • lemons and give her the empty bag. She and her husband (Rolex) come back an hour later when I am watering the lawn. Hel is like just give us the lemons. At no point, do they offer to buy them.
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  • My wife comes out with my 3 kids and says lemon harvesting time and then Ice Cream. They watch my kids and wife start picking the lemons, while I explain to
  • the husband and wife that they are on my property. Softly, that this is a concealed carry state (Texas). Loudly, I ask my wife to call the police, and this is small town. They
  • stammer when almost immediately, Sam (police pulls up, when it turns out my nosy neighbor had called him. She then says she got some last year and the
  • previous owner did not complain. We must of been on vacation since I planted the lemon tree. Sam brings out the pen and pad then proceeds to ask if this is a statement.
  • She starts to talk when the husband says, this is a misunderstanding and ver are not making any statements. He apologized and gently but firmly gets her into a car. Sam, says well that
  • would have been a lot of paperwork but she could have used a free ride downtown. I would give a lot of lemons to have been a fly on the wall in that Land Rover.
  • We had so many lemons. that year I would have sold some.
  • ShinyLizard Good for you and so jealous of your Meye lemon tree! I try to catch them at the store every February or so. Try them in a Sidecar, it's amazing.
  • FreshCheeseLuck You, your wife, your neighbor, and Sam make an AMAZING team. Marvelous! HAHAHAHA!
  • Fluid-Air-3151 I had a similar thing years ago only it was with someone I casual knew. A new boy started at my son's school, mer the mom, exchanged
  • pleasantries, and since. we lived in the same area arranged a play date. It was mid summer, we had a huge yard and garden with a sh ton of tomatoes that weren't yet ripe.
  • She asked if I'd ever made fried green tomatoes( I had not) and said she loved them. I told her to help herself. I was making dinner so while boys were playing in the yard, she took every last one!!
  • After dinner my husband went to water and came in and said happened to the tomatoes, they're all gone. I had to call her and tell her my intention was not that she take all of them and she needed
  • to bring them back. She brought back 43 tomatoes!!!!! (And she probably kept some). Needless to say no more play dates and we never became friends.
  • Street-Dark-7221 40 feet into the yard? Definitely entitled. I guess that was her way of making sure the lemons were truly organic? Makes you wonder.
  • Just goes to prove that having a lot of money doesn't automatically make you smart At least the husband finally got some common sense in the end but only when reality hit him upside the head.
  • Nicely handled! I bet the wife was complaining all the way home...
  • jonny3jack Trespassing, ride, lying, entitled and attempted theft. Almost arrested
  • I'll hazard a guess there was an easier way to score a few Meyer lemons. Of course these sorts are incapable.
  • pwolf1771 The dude coming back thinking you're going to suddenly change your mind is amazing. Some people are just legendary morons
  • ThisAdvertising8976 I hope you gave Sam a few lemons.
  • KratzersBrat83 Yeah get a camera I bet she will be back. Ohhh motion activated sprinkler....even better if you have a septic tank that purges that way.

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